Things Mike says

Tonight we tried a new restaurant. Mike was flirting with the women at the table behind us and they proceeded to have the following conversation:

Lady: is this your favorite restaurant?
Mike: No!
Lady: what is your favorite restaurant? McDonalds?
Mike: (silence)
Me: Mike, they asked you a question - what is your favorite restaurant?
Mike: you, mommy!!

Glad to know my cooking is so well received by my three year old.